Why don't most people try to cure their boring lives?

You're reading a question an Arab is posting on Yahoo Answers, so that's one indication that you have a hell of a boring life. So why don't people try to cure that? Why do people frown upon drugs, , booze, fights and smoking when they're the most efficient cures to boredom known to man? You know you would secretly prefer a life of binge drinking, coke-snorting, chain-smoking, hooker ploughing over your Lady-Gage listening sad suburban 9-to-5 excuse for a life. Anybody who's tried smoking DMT knows that in that life-changing 10 minute trip, you immediatley understand the meaning of life like it's as cliche as a Vin Diesel movie, so why do people hold back and settle for a miserable life? It baffles me.